Whoa is me

Jessica Alba tells this month's Allure that she has never felt comfortable in a bikini

"At least I'm still covered. I'm wearing as much as a bathing suit. It's not like I'm naked. I'm not terribly comfortable with being in a bikini, but covering up my genitals is different than not covering up my genitals, at the end of the day. I do see a difference in that, to put it really frankly."

So just as I suspected, all you girls out there should be really paranoid and need to get your ass to the gym or be puking or whatever is it you need to do.  Cause if Jessica isn't comfortable none of you should be either








-Les Anderson