Today in Dicaprio's problems

From the National Enquirer:

Leonardo Dicaprio, after a brief stumble, hit one out of the park when new squeeze Blake Lively stumbled across a garment bag full of femme frillies in his New York apartment and flipped when he admitted they belong to ex-love/supermodel Bar Refaeli. Barked Blake: SO WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE? Leo's dumb-ass response: she just hasn't picked them up yet, honey! But as Lively's lovely kisser twisted into the mast of green-eyed rage guys learn to fear at an early age, Leo grabbed the garment bag lickety-split, hustled it down to his building's dumpster - and chucked it! (Sorry, Bar...but really, sweetie! You expected the new female to be fair?)

Today can't be going worse for Leo.  Earlier he tried to take out his Rolls but his Bentley was parked behind it, but his butler had the keys and was at Leo's other house picking up his weed.








-Les Anderson