My mom says I have a good personality too

"Larry is winning Eva over slowly but surely.It seems hard to believe, but he's an exceptionally charming guy who has women falling at his feet right now. He's rich, intelligent, sensitive - and he's in decent shape for a guy his age. Eva is attracted to men with a  great sense of humor, so it helps that Larry is one of the funniest guys around.

"A few months ago, they ended up spending hours together at a party at a friend's house, and they really clicked. Eva is a huge 'Seinfeld' fan, and she loves Larry's offbeat sense of humor. Eva is not what you'd expect at all. She's actually pretty goofy and a bit of a comic herself, so they both spent the night laughing at each other's jokes. They exchanged numbers and they've been talking ever since. Eva is really taken with Larry's sensitive side, and she says that he has a 'sexy' personality."


No doubt Larry is funny as shit, but he is also like his character from Curb so although funny it doesn't mean he is cool to be around.  You can go down to any Synagogue in the area on senior night if you want to take orders from neurotic old Jews.  That or you could work in finance.

But at least his money makes up for his looks.  If you are going to fuck a super old guy for his money at least its Larry David.  (and not james woods)

But not so fast my friend Eva Mendes is rich, not LD rich, but fucking rich.  Does she really need to suck super old dick just so she can take a private plane as opposed to first class.  Wait a minute the Kardashians take private planes everywhere so I assume Eva can as well.  I mean I also assume she can get on a yacht off the coast of France anytime she wants as well per Avril Lavigne doing it.

Its also possible her career could go stale at anytime so why not live the high life on someone else's dime for a while and save your loot.  I guess its is all relative I'd probably fuck an old lady and all she would have to do is take me to Chilli's for the triple dipper.  (You can pick any three of the appetizers and make it your meal! Makes too much sense.  You can change it up every time you go back bro!)

-Les Anderson