6 Year Old Girl gets Hole in One

BLOOMINGTON, Ill. -- Six-year-old golfer Reagan Kennedy sank a hole-in-one on a course in central Illinois and hardly made a peep. Why so calm? Her father had told her not to make a lot of noise while playing.

According to The Pantagraph, Kennedy aced an 85-yard shot on the third hole at The Links at Ireland Grove last week using a hybrid club.


Nope doesn't count. Maybe in the Special Olympics but not in real golf, sweetheart. Has to be over 100 yds, everyone knows that. So dad can wipe that shit eating grin off his face now.

Its obvious I haven't had a hole-in-one isn't it?

Fuck me, fuck the 6 year old, yeah that's right, fuck the 6 year old. I've poured well over $25,000 into this game over the last 5 years. I deserve this shit, or at least one of my friends with a single digit handicap, who can by me drinks afterward.

But if they came to me said they got a hole-in-one and I asked ' how far?', and they answered "85 yards", I'd slap them across the face and walk away. Same goes for the 6 year old.