White kid gettng his Michael Jackson on

I'm calling bullshit, no 7 year old white kid has that much flavor to his game. And definitely not in Seattle, that's the whitest city in America. The kid is obviously hired help, must be part of the Mariners entertainment between innings. You gotta get up pretty early to fool  big game, I mean the kid was already on the jumbotron before the song started. You may fool the stoners in Seattle, but not in Chicago pal....exhale. cough.