My mother discovers who I really work for – the devil!

Mum: *proudly*"I put a link to your Absolutely Fabulous story on my Facebook!"

Me: "My what story?"

Mum: "Absolutely Fabulous. You know, that place you work for?"

Me: (Pause) "Do you by chance mean Bloody Disgusting?"

Mum: "Same thing."

Oh mummy dearest, I cannot begin to list the ways they are not the “same thing”. Alas, considering she cringed when I first told her I was working for a horror movie website I consider this a vast improvement and quite cute.

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