Local Idiot follows though on plans, but not really at all

Last month we brought you the story of an Egyptian guy who at the time sounded like a total stud, because he challenged a lion to a fight, then wanted to be run over by a plane, then finally was going to go the Bermuda Triangle so he could reveal all its secrets.

Well he "fought" the lion  and by fought I meant he prodded it with a trident while the lion laid around like it was Christina Aguilera after a night on the town and her late night Carl's Jr binge.  Seriously though, I bet this lion was fed no less than 30 xanax and a cow before he got in the cage.

Regardless, al-Essawy threw an Israeli flag on the lion and declared victory even though the lion never moved from its corner.   At this point I guess I hope he survives the plane running over him (but if he doesn't that's fine too), cause I'm dying to find out what the deal with the Bermuda Triangle is.

-Les Anderson